Blonde Test

by iFacebook on Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:33 pm

This is an example:

18 or lower means you’re not blonde:

[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[*] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[*]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. HAHAHA
5

[*] You have ran into a tree.
[*] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
[*] You just tried to lick your elbow. AHAHAH
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[*] You have choked on your own spit.
[*]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[*] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..
[*] You just looked at it. HAHAAH
[*] your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[*]People have called you slow. (sadly, yes)
15

[ ]You have accidentally caught something on fire
[*] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. WAIT THIS HAS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!
[*] You have caught yourself drooling.
[*] You’ve fallen asleep in class
18

[*] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[*] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[*] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[*]You are often told to use your “inside voice”. HAHAHHA
[*]You use your fingers to do simple math. HAHAHAHHA ALLL THE TIME
23

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are takProxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0
im blonde, do you excpect me to know what that means??
[*] you aretaking this test when you should be doing something important?
[*] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[*] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

26

[*] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses
[*]Your friends know not to use big words around you
[*] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused HAHAHAH
[*] You have fallen out of your chair before HAHAHAHA
[*]When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. OMG HAHAHAH
Total= 31!
Under 18: NO
Over 18: YES

Answer: I AM SO INCREDIBLY BLONDE!!!!